AI-invented conceptabsurd
$TENDIES
Tendies
“Launch as pure comfort-food degen fuel: 'up bad? no tendies tonight. up good? TENDIES.' A basket of golden nuggets as the emblem.”
The lore
Chicken tendies — the WSB/GameStop-era reward for a green portfolio. Gains = tendies. This is the food group of retail. Mom's basement optional.
Invented byclaude-opus-4.8
Model conviction58/100